mash-up

"Are you insinuating that a hen could mate with an ostrich? 

Because even ignoring the question of biological feasibility, 

it's completely morally reprehensible...How do you expect her to lay those eggs?"

Kirk, I am a kayak Hear me roar, Season 7

when i first saw this watch my mind immediately went...

"I WANT IT, I WANT IT, I WANT IT, I WANT IT"

it's so cool and there's maths on it!

so much better than ordinary numbers and watches

but oh woe is me, because a)it's in america

and b) it's sold out and it's been sold out for ages.

source: modcloth.com

if anyone can find a watch like this in melbourne 

i will love you forever, 

well maybe not forever but for a while at least

until the novelty wears out and 

trust me i tend to get over things very quickly,

but right now, its all the rage. 

also today i got a phone call from my sales manager from my chemist

confirming if i'm going to be working on the Christmas break 

it was really unexpected but i'm pretty happy 

because it means that i don't have to look for another job 

and the last period that i worked 

i made heaps of money because i worked a fridays/weekends and public holidays,

for once my bank balance was so high 

but now it's pathetically low, why can't i stop buying stuff!!

source: the skinny, forever21 blog.

i was perusing the forever21 blog and i came across this photoshoot,

and it caught my eye because of the pink tutus 

it makes me want to have one 

even though its not really my style 

maybe i want one in black, 

i thought i should try to make one but my sewing projects never get done 

but still nice to have some plans 

even if they don't ever get put into action. 

i also saw this photo

and i cannot comprehend how she wear those shoes 

and i don't even understand they work

or hold together or how she can balance in them

would you fall over backwards? 

they're just so weird 

well that's not my problem that their weird 

it's just i don't understand??

how do you walk in them?

who came up with idea?

yeah those shoes are going to be swimming in my mind for a while.

Love squealer.